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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

TFP / TFCD Basis & Model Release - Some Photography Terms

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Some Photography Terms

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Monday, January 26, 2009


Our beloved Kumar Sanu (Sanu-da) is going to receive Padma Shri 2009 today on
26th January, 2009 the Republic Day of India from Smt. Pratibha Patil,
Honourable President of India at New Delhi.

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Some details on Padma Shri: -

Padma Shri (also spelt Padma Shree, Padmashree, Padma Sree and Padma
Sri) is an award given by the Government of India generally to Indian
citizens to recognize their distinguished contribution in various
spheres of activity including the Arts, Education, Industry,
Literature, Science, Sports, Social Service and public life. (The word
"Padma" (Sanskrit) means "Lotus".)
It stands fourth in the hierarchy of civilian awards after the Bharat
Ratna, the Padma Vibhushan and the Padma Bhushan. On its obverse, the
words "Padma" and "Shri", in Devanagari, appear above and below the
lotus flower. The geometrical pattern on either side is in burnished
bronze. All embossing is in white gold.
In 1960 Dr.M. G. Ramachandran refused to accept the award as the
wordings of the award is in Hindi.
As of February 2008, 2095 people have received the award.[1]


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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I hate Telephones / Cell Phones / Mobile Phones

Cell Phones are something which I hate to carry but I have to for others who love me. These cell phones keep me engaged for long hours when I could have spent my time doing some fruitful work. But these cell phones make me delay my jobs. 

People find me anywhere and everwhere, whenever they like through the help of these cell phones but I often cannot get people whenever I want them to be either becuse their cell phone is off or becuse they are busy doing some important work. 

Cell phones make my spend hundreds every month on pre paid bills and thus makes me grow poorer with each day. Because of the cell phones anyone can track me who are sitting on these cell phone offices like Vodafone, Airtel or BSNL can screw me up anytime for any made up reasons. 

But lately I have identified a method of making cell phones disturb me less by keeping my cell phone switched off when I am not in the mood of speaking on the cell phone thus making it difficult for people who always got me freely available whenever they liked. Only I switch it ON when I need to contact someone. But most of the time I keep it OFF thus peace had again returned back to my life. Thus I can do what ever I like peacefully without a little object disturbing me by ringing itself when I have concentrated on my work the most. 

So I think I have solved the issue quite wisely and on the process I have been sucessful in warding off people who used to call me for no reason actually. I have also informed the people who actually need me to send me an SMS as I keep checking my messages periodically even if my cell phone is switched off.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Raja and Gaja - Raja Gaja Bindaas Moja - A Tribute

A milestone for Bengali Serial is what the serial Raja and Goja is. They are awsome. They can be compared to Hada & Bhoda, Nontey & Phontey, Gupi & Bagha and so on. They are one of the iconic duos of Bengalis among the many duoes that are imaginery and had been created by great people. 

For people who do not know, Raja & Goja is aired on Zee Bangla at 6.30pm and repeat telecast at 11.00pm on the same day. It is aired 6 days a week  from Monday to Saturday except Sunday. 

Lick kore debo”, “Break-fail kore debo”, “puro Kelo hoye galo”, “Ami beshi kotha bola pochondo korina, “Thik aacheeeeey?”,  bhai”,  Pepe diye chepe” , “Ki bisri bepar…”, “Kabadi Kabadi Khop”, “Babba”, “Maa re”, “Tak phatabo”, “Dhi-uty is Dhi-uty”, “Pit ta ektu chuke debe? are some of the common phrases one would hear at “Raja & Gaja”, the famous comedy serial at Zee Bangla Channel.  Raja & Gaja are first cousins. Gaja when asked to introduce himself says , “Ami Gaja, Gajandra Chowdhury, care of Panchanan Chowdhury, Gachabajar, Murshidabad,  Pati Hoite Sotir Kole”.  Yes, Gaja is the son of Panchanan Chowdhury from Gachabajar, Murshidabad. Raja is Rajendra Chowdhury, the son of the dead brother of Panchanan Chowdhury. Both Raj a& Gaja are very good friends in spite of being first-cousins. In Bengali we call such a duo “Manik-Jor” which means no one is complete without the other. Both of them are partners in every deeds and share equal responsibilities.

Their mother is “Shabitri” or “Shabu” as Panchanan Chowdhury calls her. Raja & Gaja’s most obedient domestic help who always stays with them, wherever they go is “Madan” who always combs his hair with a comb after each word. Their maternal grandfather is “Gobardhan Ganguly” of “Lichubajar”. Gobardhan-babu’s obedient domestic help is “Hampu” who always does jogging to keep fit on his master’s command.

Initially Raja and Gaja escapes from Panchanan Chowdhury to Kolkata as he wanted to get Gaja married off and get huge dowry through money, jewellery and land in return. But Gaja being a follower of “Hunuman-ji” whom he calls “Hunu-da” persuades Raja and both elope to Kolkata.

In Kolkata, Raja and Gaja gets chance to stay at a paying guest accommodation called “Chirakkhan” at Kachipara Road, which is named after the their long dead owner called “Chirakkhan Bhaduri” whose ghost can be only seen by his magician (who believes in science more than magic) son called “Pashupati Bhaduri” and only Gaja who calls him “Chira-dadu”. Pashu-dadu has 3 other sisters but he never meets them. He stays in his room at Chirakkhan busy with his experiments. The 3 sisters are Hashi, Tushi and Khushi. The 3 sisters never miss a chance to fight and quarrel with each other.

The younger sister Khushi ‘s husband is “Nishikanto Halder” whose favourite word is “puro Kelo hoye galo”. The elder sister Hashi’s husband is “Ramakanto Majumder” who has the abit of uttering the word "ko" after every sentence like "hoyni-ko", "jayni-ko". In Chirakkhan, Raja & Gaja share their room with “Subho and Bhombol (also known as Taw-Bhambal, because of his pronunciation of any word with ‘Taw’) . Madan also stays with them. Hashi has a baby boy while Tushi whose favourite word is "Lick kore debo" has a daughter whose favourite word is “Maa-re”. This daughter is married to “Deb Kumar the son of the famous Film Producer “Phool Kumar Lang” but his film, “Pepe diye chepe” never gets shooted as his son “Deb Kumar” on the direction floor always asks his co actors and director, “Pit ta ektu chuke debe?” and “Babba”.

On the other hand the famous villain of Raja & Gaja is “Janardan Jana”, who is the wicked yet funny councilor of Ward No 420 of Kolkata Corporation (Janardan Jana was played by the famous actor Kunal Mitra (44), who died on 21st January, 2009 from a severe heart attack).  His wife’s name in the serial is Sashibala Jana who is the Chairman of a Mahila Samiti who always has fights with Jona Jana. Janardan Jana cannot pronounce the letter “S”. Instead he uses the letter “Ch”. Like if he says “Saare Jahan Se Accha”, he would pronounce it as “Chare Jahan Che Achcha”. It makes him more funny. People hate this character as Janardan Jana is against Raja & Gaja who has always made his wicked plans go unsuccessful. So Janardan Jana has always tried to put Raja and Gaja into danger.

At Gachabajar Police Station the officer in charge was previously Radharani Pyne but later her junior Nathu Katal whose favourite word is “Dhi-uty is Dhi-uty”. Radharani Pyne is a cooking fanatic and keeps cooking queer items at the police station. She keeps a cow at the jail and keeps the prisoners with the cow. She tells each visitor to the police station to come and have her invented dishes.

Kushumpur” is another place where dacoit queen like individual called “Kusumbala Devi” stays with her sister “Lati” and her two daughters “Full Boil” and “Half Boil”. In this village Kushumbala Devi rules and all the males act like females and vice versa. Full Boil is not that good looking while Half Boil is very good looking. So suitable grooms do not like Full Boil as their bride. So Kusumbala Devi and Lati mashi make the grooms see Half Boil and get the grooms to marry Full Boil. If they hesitate, they are buried on the fields of Kushumpur. "Taw-Bhombol", with Shubha and Madan went there to get married to Full Boil but had to suffer the same fate but luckily esacped the place.

There are other characters such as the police officer who always uses the words, “Thik aacheeeeey” after every sentence. He has a unique way of standing with his bums bulged and his body a bit bent towards the front. There is “Bolu Mittir” who claims to be disciple of “Felu Mittir or Feluda”. Bolu Mittir considers Gaja as his “Topshe” and calls him “Gaja Topshey” and Bolu-da claims to be related to each and every historical figure. There is also “Ghanasham Kabaddi” of “Hechkitola Gram” where Ghanasham babu is a Kabaddi fanatic and pronounces “Kabaddi” as “Kapadi” and uses the word “Kabapadi” after each word. His daughter is a mischievous girl and drives away Panchanan Chowdhury who came to fix her marriage with Raja. So Panchanan-babu of Gachabajar agrees to play Kabaddi match against Ghanasham Kabaddi of Hechkitola gram.

There are other funny characters in this serial that are very funny and can make anyone feel light hearted after a long day’s hard work. One thing that I have to say is “Long Live Raja & Gaja” for entertainng us like this and “May Janardan Jana’s soul rest in peace”.

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Rising Commodity Prices

Impressed by the new advertisement on television AEGON Religare Pension Plan (see above) starring Irfan Khan, I thought of writing this post in my blog. 

First of all, let me write the prices of commodities that have been shown in the ad. It has been made to appear as if it has been fully shot at Kolkata and Irfan Khan’s impressive way of speaking made the ad really popular among masses.

In the ad, the price of Cooking Gas is Rs 1248/-, the cobbler charges Rs 60/- for a shoe polish, a tablet for headache is Rs 144/-. No it is not a joke. It will happen after twenty years and believe me it is really going to happen. Research has proved that cost of daily commodities have increased 20 times in the last 20 years.

So, the amount has been projected 20 times in 20 years. Deliberately the cost of cooking gas has been kept low because of the plan of massive use of the cooking gas in the next 2 decades.

What else might happen is: -

1) You board a bus the conductor might charge you Rs 80/- for a fare that costs Rs 4/- now.

2) You go to the multiplex cinema hall. They will charge you Rs 4000/- for a ticket that now costs Rs 200/- now.

3) You go to your office by cab which charges say Rs 300/- now will take Rs 6000/- after 20 years.

4) You go to the Amusement Park (Nicco Park); they charge you Rs 100/- for 5 rides now. After 20 years they will charge you Rs 2000/- for the same number of rides.

5) You pay for your son Rs 4000/- his school fees per month now, your son will need to pay for his son Rs 80,000 per month for his school fees.

6) You buy a trouser for Rs 1200/- now, it will cost Rs 24,000/- after 20 years and your Rs 1500/- official shirt will cost Rs 30,000/- then.

7) You go to the disc now and pay Rs 500/- per night dance for you and your partner. Then you will need to pay Rs 10,000/- per night for the same no of people.

8) You pay Rs 3000/- bill for a dinner at the most expensive restaurant at Park Street now for say 4 people. After 20 years, it would amount to Rs 60,000 for 4 people.

9) You pay Rs 2400/- for your electricity bills now. Then you will be paying Rs 48,000/- for your electricity bills.

10) Your post paid monthly bill for your cell phone amounts to Rs 800/- now and that would be amount to Rs 16,000/- then.

After reading this post, one question is bound strike your mind. Will my salary increase 20 times in the next 20 years? No one knows. It is only for time to answer.

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Friday, January 09, 2009

Some Latest News - January 2009

Some of the interesting terms that have cropped up in recent times in our so called vocabulary are 2-stroke and 4-stroke after the Auto-Rickshaw controversy. Also Satyam is now better known as Mithyam after the newspaper & news bulletin headlines was flooded with the case of its ex-chaiman B Ramalinga Raju. Mothers all over the country have now warned their children, "DO NOT B Ramalinga Raju".

Hand or Lotus, who will win the next biggest poll of our country, is another question arising on the minds of the more than 1 billion people of our country. Now wait and watch to see whether Hand uproots the Lotus or the Lotus spreads its venom on the Hand.

Sundari trees (after whose name the Sundarbans was devised) are growing on the banks of river Hugli at Kolkata and they are green and going even in this pollution when the other trees are trying their level best to survive these alarming pollution levels. So there is high chance of seeing one or two tigers on the banks of the river in the next decade.

Ghajini or Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi? Which will be the leader at box office is a concern which haunts the minds of their fans more than Aamir or SRK, when both of them are spending their most luxurious holidays at the most luxorious destinations at the cost of their audiences.

Our Didi is more interested in who wins the bypoll at Nandigram while Buddha-babu is interested in wooing more investors to Bengal. Didi is more interested in jeopardizing all the efforts of Buddha-babu, whatever it might be so that she wins the next Rajya Sabha elections in Bengal. Thus she makes sure she is omnipresent and acts against any government official even if a taxi driver parks his car in a no parking zone and she makes sure she curses the constable who warns the taxi driver for breaking the law.

Petroleum is a major concern as the petrol pumps run dry across the country and scientists are thinking of ways to run cars on LPGs, water and even hydrogen. Hydrogen and LPG would be a fine option.

Without sports no news can be complete in India. It always comes 2nd from last. At last, comes the weather forecast. So in sports, cricket is at rest for some time, when all the cricket stars are busy doing fashion shows and films, and Dhoni is busy visiting his new girlfriend in Kolkata without security. Media is losing its sleep over this incident and follows Dhoni from Airport to Alipore and the whole incident gets telecasted in a leading Kolkata news channel. Oh,what a media it is! It loves to get into the personal lives of people. Saina Nehwal is in news now from sports section and she vows to be in Top 5 in 2009 and why not No 1 is a big question.

Anth mein aaj ki mausam ki jaankari. It’s a sunny day today with local temperatures rising close to 29 degree C during daytime and we need to switch on our fans and ACs even in the month of January, 2009. What a global warming? No signs of rain even if the sky was covered by huge clouds for the last 3 days.

So its time for bidding good bye from Vaijaynta in Some Latest News. Cya soon. Till then. Good bye. Take Care. Namaskar.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

What will Aamir Khan say after Ghajini?

What will Aamir Khan say to his audience after Ghajini?

Aamir: Naaaaaaaa Jeona, Ghajini Ekhono Baaki, Aaro Kichu Dite Baaki, Bole Raat Jaga Paakhi, Naaaaaaaa Jeonaaaa........

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Friday, January 02, 2009

Anushka Sharma - Interview

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